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@UberFacts : Each time a person sneezes on an airplane, that sneeze circulates the entire airplane cabin before being filtered out by vents.

@UberFacts: Research suggests that when someone disagrees with you, you should speak faster so they have less time to process what you’re saying.

@UberFacts: A mentally ill man shot himself in the head as a suicide attempt. The bullet cured his disorder and he became a straight-A college student.

@UberFacts: A Chicago High School played Justin Bieber's "Baby" between classes and students had to pay to stop it - They earned $1,000 in 3 days.

@UberFacts: A survey found one in five women have ended a relationship because their significant other was too busy playing video games.