
@UnFitz : If you die* in your dream, you die* in real life.
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@UnFitz : If you die* in your dream, you die* in real life.
*pee
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@UnFitz: Her: You secretly think your taste in music is superior to everyone else’s.
Me: Secretly? No.
@UnFitz: The Pillsbury Doughboy and Little Debbie walk into a bar.
Bartender: I see bread people.
@UnFitz: Me: Let me stay over. I'll burn you breakfast in the morning.
Her: You mean BRING me breakfast.
Me: *pulls battery from smoke alarm* Yeah