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@VapingSonic : Cashier: sir the conveyor belt isn't meant for riding
Me: I- I gotta know
Cashier: know what?
Me: *sighs* what I'm really worth.
Bill: we'll call it BILLOSOPHY
Phil [pulling out briefcase and assembling gun]: Good idea! Steal my board idea now this? Not again
@VapingSonic: My favorite Bible story is the one where thousands more people show up to Jesus' party than RSVP'd but he still had enough cake for everyone
@VapingSonic: ME: haha u dare me to take off all my clothes and run thru this park
ME: wow I cant believe ur making me do this lol
COP: I'm not