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@VirgoSherry : A co-worker just used the word "elderly" to describe someone my age and that's why I had to kill her.

@VirgoSherry: The only thing I want written on my tombstone is "I'm standing right behind you."

@VirgoSherry: My grandmother told me the secret to staying thin is.......if it tastes good spit it out.