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@WICKEDTRUTH01 : That mini-heartattack you get when you sport a typo in your tweet.

@WICKEDTRUTH01: Strip search? Fine but I'm going to need some music.

@WICKEDTRUTH01: *Takes your face in my hands*

*Looks deep into your eyes*

*Whispers "You make me want to spend the rest of my life avoiding you" *

@WICKEDTRUTH01: If there isn't an open bar at my funeral then count me out, I'm not going!