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Page of WakeVII's best tweets

@WakeVII : I hate it when I'm trying to take a selfie and somebody calls my camera.

@WakeVII: Parents: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Parents: Mom and dad.
Me: Mom and dad who?
Parents: Exactly, you're adopted son.

@WakeVII: Thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 15 min before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a squirrel.

@WakeVII: 1) Go to Starbucks
2) Order coffee
3) Tell them your name is Waldo
4) Leave

@WakeVII: OMG you guys! Almost hit a jogger while i was taking a selfie and driving please you guys, be careful, do NOT jog.