@WakeVII: Parents: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Parents: Mom and dad.
Me: Mom and dad who?
Parents: Exactly, you're adopted son.
@WakeVII: Thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 15 min before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a squirrel.
@WakeVII: OMG you guys! Almost hit a jogger while i was taking a selfie and driving today...so please you guys, be careful, do NOT jog.