@WhaJoTalkinBout: I'll scaramouche, but I don't do the Fandango for every little silhouetto of a man.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: her: kids grow up so fast these days
me: I know, it was scary when I asked my daughter how old she was and she held up three fingers
me: she wouldn’t tell me where she found them
@WhaJoTalkinBout: The Terminator: I need your clothes
Me: no problem *unbuttons skinny jeans and lays down* pull
The Terminator: ok this isn’t going to work
Me: *holding up a leg* PULL
@WhaJoTalkinBout: me: so where do you go to school
new babysitter: It's private
me: oh *whispering* I won't tell anyone
@WhaJoTalkinBout: [After inventing a memory loss machine] I should invent a memory loss machine
@WhaJoTalkinBout: Him: you have 3 Starbucks coffees in your car?
Me: one's for you
Him: and the other one?
Me: *remembering that I wanted to try a new flavor but also got my usual in case I don't like it* I'm having an affair.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: him: my dad left when I was little
me: before rush hour, smart move