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@WhaJoTalkinBout : It's not so bad once you convince your kids that Santana is Christmas music.

@WhaJoTalkinBout: I had to call some kid's mom last night to tell her he's selling pot, and that it's waaay overpriced.

@WhaJoTalkinBout: My walk of shame is to the laundry room to rerun the same load of clothes I keep forgetting to dry for the third time.

@WhaJoTalkinBout: Bill Withers: Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
Twitter: *There is no

@WhaJoTalkinBout: *pulls away from kissing*

Does this mean no ticket or several tickets, officer?

@WhaJoTalkinBout: New Password: Elephants
<Not strong enough>
New Password: Ants
<Too strong>
New Password: BabyBearsPorridge
<Just right>

@WhaJoTalkinBout: I haven't seen Lost, Dexter, or The Walking Dead. But, I HAVE been to Walmart.

@WhaJoTalkinBout: [taking out trash]
Me: Hey, I'm Jo. I live over there
Neighbor: Yes, you say that every week.
M: I'm sorry, I'm high af
N: You say that, too