@WhaJoTalkinBout: I had to call some kid's mom last night to tell her he's selling pot, and that it's waaay overpriced.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: My walk of shame is to the laundry room to rerun the same load of clothes I keep forgetting to dry for the third time.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: *pulls away from kissing*
Does this mean no ticket or several tickets, officer?
@WhaJoTalkinBout: New Password: Elephants
<Not strong enough>
New Password: Ants
New Password: BabyBearsPorridge
@WhaJoTalkinBout: I haven't seen Lost, Dexter, or The Walking Dead. But, I HAVE been to Walmart.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: [taking out trash]
Me: Hey, I'm Jo. I live over there
Neighbor: Yes, you say that every week.
M: I'm sorry, I'm high af
N: You say that, too