@Where__wolf: This looks like a job for Superman!
-unemployed Superman reading the classifieds
@Where__wolf: A horse covered in floaties gallops happily toward a swimmin pool.
He sees a sign "NO HORSEPLAY"
He lowers his head
& sadly trots away
@Where__wolf: You guys have been the worst hostages I've ever used, hands down.
*everyone lowers their hands*
@Where__wolf: "Dad Is that a killer whale?"
"No son thats an orca"
"Oh. Well what's a killer whale?"
"U see that whale that's covered n tats & smokin weed
@Where__wolf: *covers kids eyes*
"Hey Billy, guess who?"
"I knw its u dad. I know ur voice"
"Its not ur dad"