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@WillGlenwright : Me: Bed time Hotel room: Good luck turning the lights off Me: Easy. This one Hotel: No. Bed light Me: This one? Hotel: Desk light Me: This one? Hotel: LOL You just turned on the curtain lights Me: WTF? And that light in the wardrobe? Hotel: 2400lux stadium lighting Alarm: wake up