H: *yells from bedroom*
babe, do I smell cake?
M: *not looking up, eating cake from the pan*
nope, it's a new plug in
@WittySassBasket: Wait, wait, wait. Don't I get three wishes?
Cop: Ma'am, that's not how this works.
@WittySassBasket: I just had the best argument in my head and I cannot wait until someone pisses me off.
@WittySassBasket: I changed to high thread counts when I moved. I have fallen out of the bed 5 times. Super slippery. No wonder those Egyptians died young. Prolly slid right off they pyramids.