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@XAIMMadellynne : I was having a good day until my imaginary friend stole my coloring book & crayons & he demands $100 for their return. What a stressful day!

@XAIMMadellynne: Was looking at smoking pipes on Amazon & realized that CW could look at my history.So,I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.

@XAIMMadellynne: Bro,I seriously locked myself outta my jeep.

He was driving a top-less jeep with the windows down.

@XAIMMadellynne: I have a plan. I bring him home ,but don't sleep with him.
Long story short he pays for the taxi.