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@YourMomsucksTho : My husband keeps texting me he loves me and that i'm hot, what a weirdo like calm down pal, we're married

@YourMomsucksTho: I have like 17 hours to kill I think I'll listen to one Pink Floyd song

@YourMomsucksTho: Being a wife and mom is kind of like being a lawyer, everyone hates you until they need you

@YourMomsucksTho: If you start a sentence with "I seen", i'm just going to go ahead and assume the next part will not be "the inside of a book"

@YourMomsucksTho: If Satan isn't real then why am I in a group text with my family