@YourMomsucksTho: Is it really too much to ask for a pregnancy test commercial where the lady sees the two lines and starts laugh crying and the guy shits his pants?
@YourMomsucksTho: Marriage is fun because i asked my husband to please fix the sink and he started talking about how he should add a floor over the living room because it's wasted space, then watched DIY on house flipping and said he could do that, then took a nap and the sink is still broken.
@YourMomsucksTho: Kids now are so spoiled. When I was young we were locked out of the house all day if school was canceled because of snow, we went blind in one eye, lost 2-4 toes to frostbite, ate one of the weaker kids who got hurt sledding, then had a leg amputated, and we WERE FINE.
@YourMomsucksTho: Welcome to your 40's you are 15-20lbs overweight no matter what and sweat constantly. You irritate anyone under 30, and have 5 years max left before your phone completely confuses you.
@YourMomsucksTho: How do I tell my husband I only like him as a friend without it getting weird
@YourMomsucksTho: I can tell you from experience that the "fake it till you make it" saying is true for most things in life, just not flying a helicopter.
@YourMomsucksTho: My husband keeps texting me he loves me and that i'm hot, what a weirdo like calm down pal, we're married
@YourMomsucksTho: I have like 17 hours to kill I think I'll listen to one Pink Floyd song
@YourMomsucksTho: Being a wife and mom is kind of like being a lawyer, everyone hates you until they need you