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@Zombie_Kit : Isn't Megan Fox a little old to be hanging out with the TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles?

@Zombie_Kit: Scary shit happens in horror movies at 3am. So when hubby woke up screaming with a leg cramp at 3am, I threw the bible at him.

@Zombie_Kit: Cats are so lucky. Nobody thinks twice when they run from company and hide under the bed. I do it and its "weird".