@_4kidscrazy: Me: let's try to catch snowflakes on our tongues!
Wife: but we're inside.?.
Me: shhhh, just close your eyes.
@_4kidscrazy: Me: Did you have a shirt on when you said it?
Wife: I was naked, just out of the shower.
Me: And you expected me to remember what you said?
@_4kidscrazy: Me: You know what cures a headache right?
Me: You know what else cures a headache?
Me: You know what else ......
@_4kidscrazy: Killed a spider for my wife last night and got laid.