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@_Kim_Jongun : My latest missile blew up on the launch pad. But it exploded so fast Americav couldn't tell what type it was. I'm not telling. Checkmate.

@_Kim_Jongun: Someone in South Korea accused North Korea of having assassination squads.

That's a lie.

On an unrelated note, I need that guy's address.

@_Kim_Jongun: How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything.

We even fed our athletes this time.

@_Kim_Jongun: The rest of the world should fear our military.

We have the most cutting edge technology 1954 had to offer.

@_Kim_Jongun: I'm not a god.

I'm a regular guy who just happens to be immortal and perfect in every way.

There's a difference.

@_Kim_Jongun: My clothes don't fit anymore.

There's only one possibly explanation.

America is shrinking my clothes.

@_Kim_Jongun: I hired a PR team.

They said the public would like me more if I stopped executing people.

I executed the PR team.

@_Kim_Jongun: For the last time, I don't have any secret prison camps.

Anyone who doesn't believe me will be sent to a secret prison camp.