@_Kim_Jongun: Someone in South Korea accused North Korea of having assassination squads.
That's a lie.
On an unrelated note, I need that guy's address.
@_Kim_Jongun: How does North Korea only have four medals so far?
We're the best at everything.
We even fed our athletes this time.
@_Kim_Jongun: The rest of the world should fear our military.
We have the most cutting edge technology 1954 had to offer.
@_Kim_Jongun: I'm not a god.
I'm a regular guy who just happens to be immortal and perfect in every way.
There's a difference.
@_Kim_Jongun: My clothes don't fit anymore.
There's only one possibly explanation.
America is shrinking my clothes.
@_Kim_Jongun: I hired a PR team.
They said the public would like me more if I stopped executing people.
I executed the PR team.
@_Kim_Jongun: For the last time, I don't have any secret prison camps.
Anyone who doesn't believe me will be sent to a secret prison camp.