@_Ms_Moneypenny_: The FedEx guy said I look like a sexy pirate. I'm not sure if that's considered sexual harassment or flirting.
@_Ms_Moneypenny_: This salad isn't going to toss itself. *winks*
- Things you shouldn't say as you pass food around the Thanksgiving table :(
@_Ms_Moneypenny_: Friend: Can I borrow a pen?
*looks in purse*
*pulls out perfume, 17 Hershey kisses, a stapler & a baby goat*
Me: Sorry, no pen. :(
@_Ms_Moneypenny_: Some guy called me a siren.
It's like he doesn't even care that I do beeping noises & I can purr & moan & do like all the other sounds, too.
@_Ms_Moneypenny_: I want to surprise my boyfriend by sending him a sexy pic while he's at work, but I can't decide what outfit to put on the cat.