@_Water_Baby: *at casino*
When he hands you $100 and asks you to go get chips, do not ask him Doritos or Lays. Get both.
It will leave him speechless.
@_Water_Baby: Scary is handing your car keys to the same kid who unintentionally locked himself in the bathroom that morning.
@_Water_Baby: *Tinkerbell sprinkling pixie dust*
Remember Peter, give me a call if it last longer than 4 hours.
@_Water_Baby: They say that unless you remember history you are destined to repeat it.
-I say to myself every time I think about cutting bangs.
@_Water_Baby: Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
@_Water_Baby: Some choices are easier than others:
An emergency doctor's appt vs a much needed hair appt.
At least if I die my hair will be cute.