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@_correctomundo : I'll call it smartphone when it slaps me in the face before sending a text to an ex.

@_correctomundo: Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced.

@_correctomundo: Nephew: What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink.

Sister: Get away from him!