@_davidlucas_: The art of conversation, otherwise known as two or more people each awaiting their chance to interrupt.
@_davidlucas_: Thanks to Sesame Street, I grew up thinking that Americans had a particular problem with counting.
@_davidlucas_: *At the ouija board*
Me: Err... mom? Can't we just...
Ouija board: A-N-D A-N-O-T-H-E-R T-H-I-N-G
@_davidlucas_: *Stands guard with scissors and tinsel*
Wait, you said "wrap battle", right?
@_davidlucas_: An egg with 28 followers says I'm not funny. So if you need me, I'll just be in the kitchen making an omelette.