@_davidlucas_: I was sad to have to throw my son out of home, but it was either him or the cat.
@_davidlucas_: I hate people who hold grudges, but not as much as I hate my high school German teacher.
@_davidlucas_: I enjoy long walks away from co-workers who say "Hey ya gotta watch this 10 minute YouTube video".
@_davidlucas_: The art of conversation, otherwise known as two or more people each awaiting their chance to interrupt.
@_davidlucas_: Thanks to Sesame Street, I grew up thinking that Americans had a particular problem with counting.
@_davidlucas_: *At the ouija board*
Me: Err... mom? Can't we just...
Ouija board: A-N-D A-N-O-T-H-E-R T-H-I-N-G
@_davidlucas_: *Stands guard with scissors and tinsel*
Wait, you said "wrap battle", right?