@_xLNc: I carry a knife whenever I'm running late to work because that's what Counterstrike taught me: "You always run faster with a knife".
@_xLNc: My girlfriend left me for a hindu guy.
Anyway, he'll treat her better - they worship cows.
@_xLNc: Apparently, Indian banks will give you a loan only if you prove that you don't need it.
@_xLNc: My father once told me, "Son, if you want people to listen to what you have to say, claim it's something your father told you."