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@_xLNc : A woman drives into a bar.

@_xLNc: I carry a knife whenever I'm running late to work because that's what Counterstrike taught me: "You always run faster with a knife".

@_xLNc: My girlfriend left me for a hindu guy.

Anyway, he'll treat her better - they worship cows.

@_xLNc: Apparently, Indian banks will give you a loan only if you prove that you don't need it.

@_xLNc: "Here, throw this away for me." ~ People who hand out leaflets.

@_xLNc: My father once told me, "Son, if you want people to listen to what you have to say, claim it's something your father told you."

@_xLNc: I always have too much month left at the end of my money.