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@aPunch2theJunk : I heard someone say a guy on TV "oozes sexiness." I don't think oozing is very sexy at all. If something oozes, it's probably infected.

@aPunch2theJunk: Ladies:

If a man approaches you and he's wearing Crocs, hold perfectly still.

Their vision is based off movement.

@aPunch2theJunk: HAVE SOME FUN WITH YOUR LIFE:

Whisper "You should have killed me when you had the chance" to the person in the bathroom stall next to you.

@aPunch2theJunk: I work with a guy named Rick.

I'm pretty sure he spells his name with a silent "P."