If a man approaches you and he's wearing Crocs, hold perfectly still.
Their vision is based off movement.
@aPunch2theJunk: HAVE SOME FUN WITH YOUR LIFE:
Whisper "You should have killed me when you had the chance" to the person in the bathroom stall next to you.
@aPunch2theJunk: I work with a guy named Rick.
I'm pretty sure he spells his name with a silent "P."