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@adam_bloomquist : Saw a billboard that said: Don't be distracted by driving and texting. Next one said: Don't be distracted by driving and reading billboards.

@adam_bloomquist: If I was a girl named Isis, I'd be pissed that half the people decided to change my name to Isil.