@adamrensch: People always say "Wow, your baby looks so much like you," as though it's supposed to defy genetics & look exactly like a coffee mug.
@adamrensch: *accidentally walks into women's restroom*
*plays it cool*
*finds comfort here*
*changes name to Janice*
@adamrensch: Kuwait a minute. Yemen to tell me if Iraq up this war debt Iran the economy into Syria's trouble? Oman, can someone tell me if this Israel?
@adamrensch: *walks into Kinko's*
YO I NEED A CAT SCAN
"I'm sorry sir, we don't--"
*opens bag & removes a terrified cat*
I ONLY NEED ONE COPY. IN COLOR.