@amydillon: Married conversation is like regular conversation except you're both brushing your teeth.
@amydillon: All these people casually jogging down the street, and then me, looking like I'm trying to pull an invisible dog sled.
@amydillon: Funny how this Target cashier says "Merry Christmas" like she's not going to see me 50 more times between now & then.
@amydillon: It's not a family vacation until someone threatens to throw a prized possession from a moving vehicle.
@amydillon: Day 1,459 of my son acting shocked and aggrieved when I tell him to go brush his teeth before bed.
@amydillon: Cereal is a satisfying way to start the day if you're having another breakfast within 45 minutes.