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@anerdonfire2 : Imagine my dismay when I found out she wasn't joking about owning a lie detector machine

@anerdonfire2: It's when I saw the children playing with their toys completely wrong that I knew I had to step in

@anerdonfire2: I forced her to tell me what I was to her

Apparently, I'm the 5th in line of guys she talks to when she's bored

@anerdonfire2: The worst thing about that mime stealing my woman was when he silently laughed at me

@anerdonfire2: I wanna see Quentin Tarantino direct a remake of Wizard of Oz

@anerdonfire2: We were just four regular guys who became legends thanks to karoke night and The Spice Girls

@anerdonfire2: I'm not surprised I woke up with a mannequin after too much to drink. I am surprised though that I used a condom

@anerdonfire2: As we debated who would win between Vader and Gandalf, we suddenly realized our dates had left

@anerdonfire2: It's perfectly acceptable to hate someone who brags about how much sleep they get

@anerdonfire2: The downside of dating intelligent women is having to Google what they call you when it ends badly