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@apollilaire : i order a pizza online and under special requests i write: "tell me the meaning of life". when the door bell rings there's only an empty box

@apollilaire: hello id like a reservation for two. also what is yr policy on cats. i wanna bring like seven cats. ive practiced fitting them on one chair