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@arandomhim : What's your name? SIENNA Where you from, Sienna? MALIBU Do you like sports? GOLF You're just replying w car brands aren't you? FORD F-SERIES

@arandomhim: *walks into the hottest restaurant w/out a reservation*
We're fully booked
"Ahem, I'm Yelp reviewer TURDBONER69"
Sorry sir right this way

@arandomhim: I bet the guy who invented the percent symbol, %, got his inspiration from watching his wife put on a seatbelt