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@archerenemy : Asking a redhead if you can see her pumpkin patch will get you slapped... It's not important how I know that...

@archerenemy: Jackpot is like regular pot, but with a questionable added ingredient...

@archerenemy: I still don't understand why people say marriage is so hard when I've successfully completed 2 of them...

@archerenemy: OK, so you caught me bangin' the peanut butter jar...

Don't make it weird...

@archerenemy: After 2 divorces, I gave up on that 'dream girl' shit long ago.

At this point, if she has no outstanding warrants, I'll talk to her...

@archerenemy: Twitter...because if it can't be described in 140 characters or less, did it really ever happen?