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@atanenhaus : Do other animals have signature tranquilizers, or are horses just especially stressed out?

@atanenhaus: Welcome to woodworking club, please make a seat.

@atanenhaus: Super convenient that my arms came with cup holders.

@atanenhaus: I NEVER WORE EARPLUGS TO CONCERTS WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL AND I TURNED OUT FINE!