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@atanya1111 : Husband: are you cooking something? Me: of course not Husband: the oven timer just went off Me: oh yeah, take the wine out of the freezer

@atanya1111: At age 40 you gain the capacity to fall totally chemically head over heels in love with a refrigerator.

@atanya1111: "Sorry, her father is a pterodactyl" - me with the screeching baby in the grocery store.

@atanya1111: So Kanye West said he is an intellectual who doesn't read books. Which I get because I am an an athlete that rarely moves.