@aveuaskew: "Your resume has MPGMA listed under hobbies. What exactly is that?"
Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.
@aveuaskew: Tell me I'm beautiful
Tell me I'm a genius
"You're a genius"
"Just give me the toilet paper, please"
@aveuaskew: People fear what they don't understand:
4th grade math word problems
@aveuaskew: I could tell by the scowl on her face that her patience and botox were wearing thin.
@aveuaskew: "You always overreact and make things dramatic. It's really annoying."
*raises megaphone to lips*
@aveuaskew: "Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons? It's just air!"
"I hate you"
@aveuaskew: [hugging mom at sister's funeral]
"And you said I'd never be your favorite"