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@bad_as_you_want : Found my 16yr old daughters Twitter today, made her deactivate it...after I copied all of her best material to my draft folder of course

@bad_as_you_want: My boss said , "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my wonder woman costume

@bad_as_you_want: The problem with today's children is that today's grown-ups are idiots.