@bambimygirl: I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink. Turns out it was the refrigerator.
@bambimygirl: I hate when people say
“Act like an adult”
Have you seen adults lately? That’s horrible advice.
@bambimygirl: “You attract what you fear.”
- Oh my god, I’m so scared of billions of dollars.
@bambimygirl: It’s almost that time of year when other girls look cute in their flannel and I look like I’ve misplaced my axe.