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@bambimygirl : I refuse to argue with anyone born after 1995. They don’t even know how to write in cursive.

@bambimygirl: It’s a shame nothing is built in the usa anymore. I just bought a tv and it said built in antenna. I dont even know where that is.

@bambimygirl: I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink. Turns out it was the refrigerator.

@bambimygirl: I hate when people say
“Act like an adult”

Have you seen adults lately? That’s horrible advice.

@bambimygirl: “You attract what you fear.”

- Oh my god, I’m so scared of billions of dollars.

@bambimygirl: It’s almost that time of year when other girls look cute in their flannel and I look like I’ve misplaced my axe.