Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

Page of bananagrvyrd's best tweets

@bananagrvyrd : My DNA results came back and apparently I'm .0002% aardvark. Which pretty much answers all the questions I've ever had. About anything.

@bananagrvyrd: Sometimes when I look into the sky I get overwhelmed with emotion and eat the nearest entire tree and everything living in that tree

@bananagrvyrd: People who talk to themselves are more intelligent then those who don't, or at least that's what I like to tell myself.

@bananagrvyrd: Just spent 5 minutes waving my hands in front of a manual paper towel dispenser if anyone needs someone to take their SAT exam for them.

@bananagrvyrd: So apparently you're supposed to change the lint filter in the dryer more than once a year firemen are hot