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@barryjohnharper : The older I get, the less 'life in prison' becomes a deterrent.

@barryjohnharper: I can work well with others OR pass a drugs test. I can't do both.

@barryjohnharper: I wonder if Batman ever saw the Batsignal and thought 'I've literally just sat down."