@beefman138: 3 : Daddy, can we watch Frozen?
Me : Sorry, darling. We can't watch Frozen in the summer because all the characters will melt.
@beefman138: I accidentally hired a wordsmith instead of a locksmith and now my latched threshold has been compromised by a metallic puzzle solver.
@beefman138: I meant to type : You're dear to me.
I actually typed : You're dead to me.
Losing friends is easy.
@beefman138: I am fairly well educated, but not 'knows every nuance of the English language' educated.
I also have no idea what 'nuance' means.
@beefman138: Dear people filming disasters : You need to zoom out before running for your lives.
Nobody likes blurry footage, you selfish animals.
@beefman138: I have done about 300 crunches for my new exercise routine.
299 of them are Nestlé.