@behindyourback: Now that he's back, Trump's tweeting again which begs the question, does the Pres of the United States not have an international data plan?
@behindyourback: even worse than arguing with a stupid person online is when an even stupider person joins in but they're on your side
@behindyourback: 11:30pm is the time each night when I ask myself the ancient question of the universe: what if I just ate everything
@behindyourback: "When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I did those things online"
@behindyourback: Birds do it/Bees do it/Even educated fleas do it/Let's do it/Let's make people super nervous anytime we're in their personal space
@behindyourback: This Slow Jaywalker Thinks The Driver Of The Oncoming Car Values Human Life More Than Proving A Point, What Happens Next Will Surprise Him!
@behindyourback: *a friend tells me their problems*
me: mhm, ok, have you tried eating about it?
@behindyourback: Why do birds suddenly appear/every time you are near/just like me they long to be/eating your sandwich
@behindyourback: Death be not proud. Death not so great with words, but happy to go out with any girl you want fix Death up with.