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@benicus_rex : The four elements

@benicus_rex: WHAT DO WE WANT
to stop shrinking
ᵂᴴᴱᴺ ᴰᴼ ᵂᴱ ᵂᴬᴺᵀ ᴵᵀ
ᵃˢ ˢᵒᵒⁿ ᵃˢ ᵖᵒˢˢⁱᵇˡᵉ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ

@benicus_rex: Why is millennial humor so weird, why can't they do normal humor like about a coyote trying to use a rocket launcher to kill a bird

@benicus_rex: The barber asked me "do u have any kids" & I said "I do not, no" and he got very quiet, realize now he probs thought I said "I do not know"

@benicus_rex: actually these are my therapy bees i'm allowed to take them on the bus with me

@benicus_rex: If you ask a police dog if he's a good boy, legally he has to tell you.