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@birbigs : Don't worry, Donald Trump will declare bankruptcy and start a new country.

@birbigs: One way to tell if what you're watching isn't really news is if the person is shouting at you.

@birbigs: "You're joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?" -Jesus #GoodFriday

@birbigs: Gluten free pizza is like a roller coaster that just goes straight.

@birbigs: What if Fox News is just an 18 year long infomercial for teeth whitener?

@birbigs: A shake for breakfast. A shake for lunch. A sensible dinner. SEVENTY FIVE COOKIES AT 12:34AM

@birbigs: Twitter action film:

MAN 1: Follow me.

MAN 2: On Twitter?

MAN 1: No. Physically, follow me. Or you'll be killed.

MAN 2: On Twitter?

@birbigs: "You're joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?" -Jesus #GoodFriday

@birbigs: Russian skater just explained that he is "not a robot," proving, of course, that he is a robot. #Olympics