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@blainecapatch : just took the "what's your social security number?" quiz on facebook

@blainecapatch: a lot of people are really funny but they're not comedians and a lot of comedians are really funny but they're not people

@blainecapatch: and jesus said, "there was only one set of footprints because sandpeople always ride single file to hide their numbers."

@blainecapatch: whenever god closes a door he opens a window because he's taking a pretty nasty shit in there.