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@brakco : I thought I just had a bad headache but according to WebMD I'm a conjoined twin slowly dying from jaundice.

@brakco: Just another day grabbing random children by the shoulders and screaming "I'M YOU FROM THE "FUTURE!" in their faces..

@brakco: I can't help but feel that if Mario hadn't been taking so many mushrooms he would have found the right castle rather quickly..

@brakco: I dropped my phone, is everyone okay?!

@brakco: I wont play GI Joes with my nephew until he learns to play it right. He's 4 years old, he should know better than to drag Vader into this.