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@brendohare : Enough is enough. It is time for Sea World to step up and finally do something about the horrible whale who splashes everyone

@brendohare: My girlfriend does not want to split the gallon of milk I smuggled into the movie theater for us 😔

@brendohare: In honor of Mother's Day here's my favorite text my mom has ever sent me

@brendohare: If I was on the Titanic I would have told the captain "Do not hit that iceberg," saving millions in the process

@brendohare: Why do people say "Cannonball" when jumping into a pool, but no one says "I'm jumping into a pool" when firing a cannonball #Interesting

@brendohare: To be fair to Justin Bieber if I had more than $75 I would act the way he does

@brendohare: Every night someone breaks into my house & dresses me for the next day. I guess I'd be more upset if it wasn't saving me time in the morning