@brianbowman73: Sorry I called you an imbecile.
I should've realized I would have to explain to you what that means.
@brianbowman73: *applies for million dollar grant to test scientific theory*
What's your theory?
That money can buy happiness.
@brianbowman73: I give new meaning to the word "awesome."
At least I did when I changed the Wikipedia entry.
@brianbowman73: I was once put in the 'friend zone," but with perseverance that all changed. I'm now in the 'must stay 200 yards away at all times zone.'
@brianbowman73: Sorry I said your cat was ugly.
Oh, and sorry for thinking your baby was a cat.
@brianbowman73: Interviewer: Name some of your weaknesses.
Me: I procrastinate. Haphazard, cantankerous...