@bridger_w: I think playing Zelda gave me unrealistic expectations of how much of my neighbors' pottery I can smash
@bridger_w: Before I get off the subway, I like to turn around, look at the other passengers, and say, "I'll never forget the time we spent together"
@bridger_w: This burned out sign has given me the permission I need to take care of my neighborhood grocer once and for all
@bridger_w: FYI, you don't have to be a waiter in order to go in a restaurant and wander from table to table asking people, "How's everything tasting"
@bridger_w: When I die, please bury me wrapped in a sheet. That way I won't have to look for one when I become a ghost
@bridger_w: Give yourself something to look forward to tomorrow: Text a friend, "I think you owe me an apology," then turn off your phone and go to bed
@bridger_w: I had a jacket stolen from me tonight. My enemies will stop at nothing to keep me from maintaining a comfortable body temperature in style
@bridger_w: Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it's important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair