@brynnester: Nine hundred and ninety nine islands have contributed to this salad dressing so far but I still feel like it’s missing something....
@brynnester: Me: *chopping onions*
Her: Why are you crying?
Me: I used to have a pet onion when I was a kid
@brynnester: Her: *shyly* If I told you I loved you would you say it back?
Me: Of course
Her: Then I love you
Me: It back
Boss: Who’s this? Your girlfriend?
Me: Oh she’s not my girlfriend. Not yet anyway *gives her an affectionate nudge* Actually it’s our first date
Her: I’m having the worst time
@brynnester: As I get older and I remember all the people I've lost along the way I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me
Me: I wish Jim was alive. He was my best friend
Priest: Jim is alive. I saw him yesterday
Me: Yeah I was getting to that part
@brynnester: Me: There's plenty more fish in the sea
Fisheries Guy: Actually the fish population is dwindling at an alarming rate
Me: You're not helping