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@bush_piglet : Today I have learnt - if you try and give someone the finger whilst wearing mittens, you are basically just showing them your mittens.

@bush_piglet: Murphy's Law - If it can go wrong, it will go wrong. Cole's Law - shredded cabbage in mayo

@bush_piglet: Yay! my car has a parking sensor and I didn't know. When I reverse too far it makes a banging, crunching noise.