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@cajones113 : If I take anymore ibuprofen, I'm going to have to log it as a snack.

@cajones113: Customer: I can't see. How many sugar and fiber are in this bar?

Me: 7 sugar 5 fiber

C: That's not very healthy... Just the smokes then.

@cajones113: I'm in a very dark place right now.

Suggestions on getting these motion sensing lights in the public bathroom to come back on...?