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@cakickboxher : Friday the 13th is my favorite movie about killing anyone having more sex than me

@cakickboxher: The chick at this circus just swallowed a sword and I saw a guy elbow his woman like “see?...”

@cakickboxher: Why does it have to rain men? Why can't it rain something useful like Doritos?