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@calamitydaisy : I feel a burst of superiority when I trick a fly into flying out of my car window.

@calamitydaisy: I'm losing followers two by two. Maybe they are all boarding an ark somewhere.

@calamitydaisy: If you cannot afford a stenographer, a 4 year old will be appointed for you to repeat exactly what you said at all times. Do you understand?