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@callmeEvian : He died doing what he loved, rearranging the dishes in the dishwasher after I put them in.

@callmeEvian: Octopus GIRL: You’re so cute.

Octopus BOY: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?

Octopus GIRL: C’mere, ya lil Squirt.